Advice Box

Part I

  • I'm trying to read any book about reason I can get my hands on, but now and again, I'll come across one that's written in a foreign language. How can I read those?
    • You should start by studying the language.
    • Ask someone to translate for you.
    • There's no need to read those books.
  • When I get into a rhythm while cleaning, I always end up singing a song that I make up on the spot. It's so embarrassing when someone hears me! What should I do?
    • I bet people really enjoy your songs.
    • Just stop singing.
    • You should only be embarrassed if the song is bad.

Part II

  • Everyone who hears the songs I make up laughs and says they're funny, but they're not supposed to be humorous! What's so funny about my lyrics?
    • Don't fret. They're great lyrics that are unforgettable.
    • Your lyrics have a lot of...character.
    • Maybe they're weird.
  • Sometimes I make really, really big mistakes. But I can't afford to make mistakes on the battlefield, you know? Isn't there a way for me to fix that?
    • Just stay calm and be aware of your surroundings.
    • Tackle everything with prudence.
    • You're a mistake maker. Accept it as one of your quirks.